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Remember when #SUI beat #ESP? Yeah, me neither. #worldcup

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INIESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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Webb has been terrible, but that was a good no-call on the Robben / Puyol tangle. #worldcup

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Is it weird that Torres looks MORE like a woman (well, little girl, really…) since he cut his hair short? #worldcup

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RT @thevuvuzelahorn: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Has anyone checked Robben to see if his bones are made of glass? #worldcup

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I bet the vuvuzela factory and the earplug factory are owned by the same corporation. #worldcup

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What was the over/under on Van Bommel’s first card? #worldcup #vegas

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RT @pattonoswalt: If it makes you feel any better, Cleveland, I’m at the House of Blues tomorrow night. #itdoesnot

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I love my wife. Walks into the room, “That’s LeBron James?”

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Whose decision was it to have Jim Freakin’ Grey do this?

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Kinda hope someone is sabotaging the ESPN broadcast truck right about now. #LeBron

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I was just awarded a penalty for watching this match. #ESP #PAR

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Dear @tweetdeck, I really like you, but you’re super crashy on iPad. Any external link = certain crash 1st tap.

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