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Is it weird that Torres looks MORE like a woman (well, little girl, really…) since he cut his hair short? #worldcup

INIESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Webb has been terrible, but that was a good no-call on the Robben / Puyol tangle. #worldcup

Remember when #SUI beat #ESP? Yeah, me neither. #worldcup

RT @thevuvuzelahorn: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Has anyone checked Robben to see if his bones are made of glass? #worldcup

I bet the vuvuzela factory and the earplug factory are owned by the same corporation. #worldcup

What was the over/under on Van Bommel’s first card? #worldcup #vegas

Whose decision was it to have Jim Freakin’ Grey do this?

RT @pattonoswalt: If it makes you feel any better, Cleveland, I’m at the House of Blues tomorrow night. #itdoesnot

Kinda hope someone is sabotaging the ESPN broadcast truck right about now. #LeBron

I love my wife. Walks into the room, “That’s LeBron James?”

I was just awarded a penalty for watching this match. #ESP #PAR

Dear @tweetdeck, I really like you, but you’re super crashy on iPad. Any external link = certain crash 1st tap.